الرقة الجارحة مجلة الأمل
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| موضوع: Types Of Women الثلاثاء 8 يناير - 19:02:54 | |
| I read this topic, although I am a girl , but I found it so funny, I would like to share it with you
Types Of Women
HARD-DISK Woman She remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM Woman She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOWS Woman Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her
EXCEL Woman They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs
SCREENSAVER Woman She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET Woman Difficult to access
SERVER Woman Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA Woman She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM Woman She is always faster and faster
E-MAIL Woman Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS Woman Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything | |
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gogeeeeta مجلة الأمل
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red revolution عضو محترف
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| موضوع: رد: Types Of Women الجمعة 11 أبريل - 22:10:46 | |
| eve is the sweet half in our life???(true.....................false) choose | |
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